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Today, we are here to discuss the facts, Texas is a third world country. Every year texas has tried to succeed from the union, but this year they finally have. They petitioned congress and now become its own country. We have always known this would happen but now it finally has. Sadly though there have already been reports of mass immigration from texas to the rest of the united states because of this decision. The only people who we still be living in Texas is the Bush family and the Cheney, Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, and the Dallas Cowboys. The good thing is that the Cowboys can’t make it to the super bowl because they are not part of the country. We have also gotten news from inside the new country from our special texas correspond Beau Beaufort. He is quote as saying “ Here in Texas we are glad to succeed, even though we are official won of the poorest countries in the world. We are also experiencing won of the worst famines in our history we have seen a massive increase in crime and death in our great new nation.” Sadly Beau was shot and killed a few moments after he gave that quote.

Texas has also currently renamed itself Texlandia and its national animal is the donkey. This is one of the most controversial moves in the history of the world. In the US capital they are still discussing whether or not to invade the new country. It is scary to think that we will have another civil war. Texlandia is already been in contact with the UN to get humanitarian aid, although the US is blocking the borders in the new country. Overall most countries in the world have already created an embargo with the newborn country. Texas will always be Texas, there's no stopping this redneck paradise from prosperity.