Some New Events

Some new events in my life. The first one being that I got this huge show at the world cafe live in philly playing jazz music. This is by far the biggest and the most prestigious show have ever played. Some the songs we will be playing are some assorted Christmas song, Fly me to the moon by Frank Sinatra, girl from Ipanema by Stan Getz, and Valerie by Amy Whinehouse. It is a 30 minute set and this band it probably the best band and the most challenging band I have been in. The second big event in my life is I got accepted to the University of Maine. Although I might not go to this college, it still is a great opportunity and defiantly a really great feeling to be accepted to a college. Overall I can't wait for the challenge ahead.

Bucket List

1. Visit Asia
2. Graduate from college
3. Hike the application trail
4. Play guitar to over a 1000 people
5. Get married
6. Move out
7. Graduate high school
8. Have Kids
9. Visit Seattle
10. Have a road trip through the US
11. Road trip through Europe
12.Enjoy the rest of my life

Fake News

DISCLAIMER: Please do not take this story seriously IT IS A FAKE NEWS STORY

Today, we are here to discuss the facts, Texas is a third world country. Every year texas has tried to succeed from the union, but this year they finally have. They petitioned congress and now become its own country. We have always known this would happen but now it finally has. Sadly though there have already been reports of mass immigration from texas to the rest of the united states because of this decision. The only people who we still be living in Texas is the Bush family and the Cheney, Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, and the Dallas Cowboys. The good thing is that the Cowboys can’t make it to the super bowl because they are not part of the country. We have also gotten news from inside the new country from our special texas correspond Beau Beaufort. He is quote as saying “ Here in Texas we are glad to succeed, even though we are official won of the poorest countries in the world. We are also experiencing won of the worst famines in our history we have seen a massive increase in crime and death in our great new nation.” Sadly Beau was shot and killed a few moments after he gave that quote.

Texas has also currently renamed itself Texlandia and its national animal is the donkey. This is one of the most controversial moves in the history of the world. In the US capital they are still discussing whether or not to invade the new country. It is scary to think that we will have another civil war. Texlandia is already been in contact with the UN to get humanitarian aid, although the US is blocking the borders in the new country. Overall most countries in the world have already created an embargo with the newborn country. Texas will always be Texas, there's no stopping this redneck paradise from prosperity.